| Back in the mid 90's I was running through Pennsylvania with another trucker called Chopper. Chopper was running the front door and we were ripping through the night when Chopper swerved and hit an Amish buggy. Fortunately the family was okay. Then I noticed the cute girl in the buggy. Even covered and bonnet on the head, I noticed that she was hawt. Her dad was shaken up but he couldnt find his horse. Well I would catch Amish girl looking and I would smile and she would turn away. Hopefully, I gave her impure thoughts. The police showed up and took statements. Well we looked for the horse and couldnt find any trace of it. Chopper stepped between the tractor and trailer and screamed. We found the missing horse.
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